Ryan: “mama, I have a deal for you.”
Mama: “Ryan, I am making no deals tonight, finish your pasta.”
Ryan: “Dada, I have a deal for you.”
Dada: “Ryan, we’ve told you that you need to finish your meal, no deals.”
Ryan: “I have a deal for both of you!”
Mama and Dada, in unison: “What Ryan?!”
Ryan: “I don’t finish my dinner, and I don’t have anything else to eat the rest of the night.”
Dada: “Not going to work bud, the night is almost over, and you have to finish your dinner. You can make different deals when you move out.”
Ryan: (complete burst of tears) “I don’t want to move out!!!”
oops.
We forgot to send him the memo explaining that he will probably, most likely be moving out by the time he’s 18!





